Getting a Kick Out of Soccer

A few weeks ago my running partner and I were jogging past Lake Massapoag, chatting away about the usual events of the week - kids, work, husbands - when suddenly a car pulled over to the side.

"We play soccer at ForeKicks in Norfolk, 9:30 every Friday," a friend said, leaning over so we could hear her through the rolled-down window. "A bunch of women, play as you go - 10 bucks. It's really fun, informal. You should come." And then she drove off.

As I readied myself to resume our discussion about our boys' high school homework, my friend had a different thought. "It might be kind of fun," she said, in between strides. Now I could think of many words to describe what playing indoor soccer would be for me at this point in my life, and I have to tell you, fun wasn't one of them.

Sure enough, a few days later, there was an e-mail in my in-box. "Are you up for our run next Friday at 8:00? And then we can check out the indoor soccer game at 9:30. What do you say?"
Some background is in order here. Though my running partner had also never played soccer, she is an athlete who played Division I volleyball in college.

Other than my pathetic stint as a fourth string bench-warmer on my eighth grade basketball team, I've never, ever played a team sport. The reason I like to run is that it requires zero athleticism. I was determined to not get talked into this soccer thing. But then I got thinking.

I did make a New Year's pledge to try new things, so the following week, after our run around the lake, we headed over to ForeKicks, meeting another friend (also a former college volleyball player), who my running partner had talked into coming. While our other friend had come equipped with shin guards, we had to borrow them. Mine were a miniscule pair - no doubt left behind by some fourth-grader - that barely covered my legs.

Walking onto the indoor court, I eyed the regular players, checking for evidence of fitness and skill. Someone quickly explained the rules of the game -"We play three 20 minute periods, and rotate positions every five minutes. We don't keep score. That's about it." Responding to my confused, worried look, a player offered words of reassurance. "You'll be fine."

It took less than a minute for me to have renewed respect for my son and his friends who play this game so well. Who knew how hard it could be to dribble, kick, work the boards, and win the ball? As clumsy as I felt at defense, it was even more horrifying when I moved up to offense. The other women were amazing, dribbling, defending and passing like pros. But they were also incredibly nice-setting us newcomers up for goals, offering words of encouragement. Just when I felt like I was getting it, though, I'd do something really stupid, like totally miss the ball, leaving my leg suspended in mid-air. I just may be one of the few people to ever "swing and miss" playing soccer.

When it was my turn at goalie, I was almost paralyzed by the thought of getting smacked in the face with the ball. But then something happened. I jumped high, stretching my arms to make a save, and a few minutes later had another one, rolling on the ground, securing the ball between my knees. As I stood up, and was greeted with cheers and high-fives, I started to think that maybe this position was made for me. And then the ball - kicked by one of my friends, no less - rolled right in the goal behind me.

As we moved into period two and then three, I started to feel a little less stressed. My friends fared better than I did, scoring goals, making great plays on defense. I was, though, quite proud of my one stellar moment - a perfect left-footed pass in front of the goal, kicked in by my running partner.

Later that day, I began to feel the effects of the morning, every inch of my body throbbing in pain. When my son got home from school, I told him about my adventure. I was sure he'd be mortified at the thought of his mother running around an indoor soccer field. His reaction, though, took me by complete surprise. He smiled widely and patted me on the back. "I know," he said. "I heard. I can't believe you played indoor soccer. That is so great."

I went on to tell him about it - my stumbles, my missing the ball, my aches, my pains. He then proceeded to give me advice, demonstrating the correct way to dribble and which part of the foot to place on the ball when kicking.

Though I've not ruled out another go at it, truth be told, I'm not anxious to return to the soccer field anytime soon. Like everything, I suppose, the more you practice, the better you get, the more fun it is. If there is a next time, I'll do some things differently. For starters, I'll bring my own shin guards, and maybe wear something other than running shoes. And I'll definitely follow the advice I ignored the first time and take those three Advil when I get home.